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karasora:

the mother catches her breath as beads of sweat roll down her face. she has just given birth. ‘is it a boy or a girl?’ she quickly asks the doctor. the doctor stares at the newborn child as a single tear rolls down his cheek. ‘it’s…. a protagonist.’ he smiles softly as he holds up the child, a single ahoge boldly protruding from the top of its head. the child slowly opens its eyes, smiling at the world. ‘sore wa chigaugoogoo’ the child coos.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*obama voice* don’t worry america, congress is just going through a phase “IT’S NOT A PHASE, BARACK” *slams door*

youusedtobemyhero:

jonasbrothers:

jonasbrothers:

jonasbrothers:

i’ve been to the year 3000

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not much, but they live underwater

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she’s doing fine

its a whole website full of losers i cant

taleoftwowinchesters:

lucifurby:

can someone explain this god damn american government thing i keep hearing about it wtf

the ministry has fallen. scrimgeour is dead. they are coming